Thursday Laugh

I came across this on FB earlier and had to share it.  I've seen it before but it made me laugh again today.  I so needed the laugh and decided I had to share it with y'all.  I guess you could consider this my throwback Thursday!

Oh Gladys, you're a hoot!!

My favorite line from this....
"Listen, I'll be honest with ya....I love Jesus but I drink a little"

Ain't that the truth though?  Well...okay, it is for me!  LOL!!

Y'all have a good one :)

The Good Stuff & The Funny Stuff

Between Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter I come across some really good stuff and some really funny stuff.  I love the stuff that makes me laugh out loud...and then continuous giggling cuz it just cracks me up.  That's the best.  Now understand that sometimes its just really stupid stuff that tickles me the right way and it may not tickle you....but I'm sharing it with you anyway.  Ha! 

First up...the good stuff. 

The most beautiful people....

 

 

Have Mercy!  Think Strait...Every.Single.Day...

 

 

 

Next up...truths and the funny stuff

 

Cheers my friends...

Happens more often than I care to admit....

 

 

Doesn't everyone do this?

 

 

This was a continuous giggle because this is SO ME!  My kids will also tell you that I snarl or growl at them when I mean business...its me making sure I'm getting my point across....

 

Love me some Michael Jackson Thriller....

 

 

Ok seriously ladies...how many of you let the shaving go in the winter for long periods of time?  Let's be honest here.  Long britches...what's the point?  I know I have...if I can get past the pokey uncomfortable drives-me-crazy stage and let it get long enough stage.  This just really cracked me up...look at how snooty she is darling, with her curlers and lipstick....(talking in my snooty falooty voice dahling)...

 

 

 

Damn those ducks!

 

 

 

Sadly, this happens more often than I care to admit....

 

 

 

Now, let me just say this...I'm that girl that never ever tried anything but alcohol. Even after I got caught and realized I was cursed with the Berger "red" gene, I was very careful about drinking and not getting caught.  Add to the fact that I was scared to death of my parents and knew they had eyes EVERYWHERE and that I wanted to live for a very long time.  Having said all that, this absolutely cracked me up.  I can totally see my cousin Dina and I in this picture.  Laughing so hard we can't breathe or talk and about to pee ourselves.  I damn sure better not ever find this in any room...but Lordy, I love this kind of laughing...and it tickled me just right when I happened upon it the other day....

   

 

I hope some of these made you giggle or even laugh out loud and I hope y'all had a great hump day Wednesday, free of headaches and cramps!!  Am I sharing too much...so sorry!

 

Love ya babes!!

 

 

Weapon of Choice

Today's funny is brought to you by the makers of wooden spoons...

Call whomever you wish but I know I am not the only momma out there who uses something else other than her hand to whip an ass when needed.  By the way, my son agrees 100% with the caption above...and he STILL runs when I pull out a wooden spoon.  You gotta love it when a little bitty ol thing like me can make my much taller/bigger teenage son run for cover when I hold up a wooden spoon.  :)

It makes me giggle.... 

Isabella Marie

Oh this child....the things that come out of her mouth sometimes absolutely crack me up.  I am going to try and share them with you but I have a feeling they won't be near as funny as the moment they took place.....

So the other day I'm in the kitchen cleaning up and she comes walking in there with big alligator tears and the saddest looking face...

Me:  What's wrong baby girl?
Bella:  I'm just so sad because those puppies don't have a home to stay warm.  It just really makes my heart sad for them.
Me:  What puppies? 
Bella:  The ones on TB (TV)...she don't have any homes and they need someone to snuggle with.  I want them all.
Me:  (Rolling my eyes while I'm hugging her thinking oh my Lord...)

Every Monday Bella has dance at 5:00.  Pop (my daddy) picks her up from daycare and gets her there for me.  I meet them at dance around 5:30 after I get off work.  He always has stories to tell me when I get there.  Here's yesterday's story....

Pop was loading her up in this truck to go to dance...
Bella:  I want to sit over there...pointing to the middle
Pop:  No
Bella:  Why not?
Pop:  Because I don't want to have to climb in the truck to buckle you in.
Bella:  You can go to the other side. 

Smarty pants.

Last night another one of those dang commercials with the puppies comes on.  Now I loves animals but honestly, I can't stand those commercials.  They just bug me.  And my Bella....stops in her tracks...

Bella:  Oh Mommy, look at those poor little puppies.  They are so sad because they don't have a home for no one to love them and snuggle.  Oh look at that white one...oh and that one!  Oh my goodness, look at that kitty cat. 
Me:  (Rolling me eyes thinking to myself....she is gonna be that woman with 20 pets when she grows up.  I just know it....bringing home strays, etc.  Yes, this will be MY daughter)

And while there is nothing wrong with that....Brewster is a rescue dog thank you very much.  I just think it takes an awesome person to have that many animals.  My daughter will be one of them.  Mark my words.

A little later she hands me an ad she pulled out of a magazine....

Bella:  (Almost squealing) Here mommy, you need one of these!
Me:  Excuse me??  (Its a No No)
Bella:  It take all your hair off...not here (patting her head) but on your arms and your face and your whegs (legs)...
Me:  How do you know this?
Bella:  Because I saw it on TB...and you need one...in PINK!!
Me:  Oh really?  I have hair on my face?
Bella:  Just a little but it takes hair off your arms like this....(rolls her sleeve up to show me the hair on her arm) and will get the polka dots off your whegs...you need it.

Good grief....

23 Adult Truths

I'm fairly certain at one time or another I have posted these truths but...because its Tuesday and my my cousin sent these to me this morning...and well, I really have nothing else to blog about, I'm gonna post them again.  ha!  I hope you enjoy them....
 

23 ADULT TRUTHS ******

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.