Thursday, February 7, 2013
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
23 Adult Truths
I'm fairly certain at one time or another I have posted these truths but...because its Tuesday and my my cousin sent these to me this morning...and well, I really have nothing else to blog about, I'm gonna post them again. ha! I hope you enjoy them....
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing.
23
ADULT TRUTHS ******
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want
to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make
any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing.
Monday, February 4, 2013
So God Made A Farmer...
Had to share my two favorite commercials during the Super Bowl...
So God Made a Farmer...
Forget that this commercial was for Chrysler's Ram pickups...I'm all about the American farmer. Absolutely LOVED this commerical...you can watch it HERE.
Budweiser Clydesdales...
This was my most favorite, always a softy when it comes to these beauties...and this one had me in tears! You can watch it HERE.
What was your favorite?
So God Made a Farmer...
Forget that this commercial was for Chrysler's Ram pickups...I'm all about the American farmer. Absolutely LOVED this commerical...you can watch it HERE.
Budweiser Clydesdales...
This was my most favorite, always a softy when it comes to these beauties...and this one had me in tears! You can watch it HERE.
What was your favorite?
Sunday, February 3, 2013
New Ink
I realized the other day that I haven't shared my new ink with all my awesome readers. I still have not taken a better picture of it but this one was taken right after I got it...fresh off the table!
Fleur-de-lis
Maybe when bikini season hits (for me) I'll try to get a picture so you can see it a little better. My NOLA co-horts Heather (that's H laying on the table getting hers) and Shannon and I decided we wanted to get a tattoo to signify our trip to New Orleans. Actually, I think the original idea came from Shannon and it was going to be a small heart. After lots of discussion (in the 11th hour), we went from a heart to a star to a fleur-de-lis. I love it. My daughter loves it. She is amazed that it doesn't wash off in the shower. Ha!
So anyway, there you have it...my new ink that I can't wait to show off in the summer. I think its gonna look badass in a bikini. Kinda proud of myself that I can still sport one, just getting me in it and showing off is the problem. Maybe the ink will help. Ha!
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